February 2012
22 posts
vesperusviator asked: why do you love me?
Teacher : What comes after 69?
Student : Mouthwash
Teacher : Get out
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nicholasgarland:
No promises on the Anons
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January 2012
24 posts
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2 in the AM PM: A&M Pick Up Lines →
allyface:
By http://trisarah-tops.tumblr.com/ and yours truly.
I hope you’re not afraid of the Century Tree. Forever is a lot of late nights.
I can make you scream “HULLABALOO CANECK CANECK!” alllll night long.
With you, there’s no way I’d be getting “off the wood”.
I’d pull out for you….
August 2011
4 posts
drunkenmiinds0berheart:
Girls and their boyfriends.
Oh my god, someone shoot this girl, please. I’m preeeeetty sure not every guy is like this, you dumb fuck.
GOD I HATE CHILDREN.
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justbeautifullmee:
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